Thursday, January 29, 2009

gag on these!





don't you hate these? I do. I can't stand gay men who wear white shorts, and matching white flip flops in the summer. I mean, atleast those who wear A&F ones. LIke, its my biggest pet peeve.

if you have some nice higher end flip flops i'll forgive you, but the a&f clones? gag!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Undies Make Me Bossy


Got New Undies today! Love em.


Like, I couldn't help looking at my butt and saying "wow gurl, work!" Does anyone else do that?

Like, I wonder if when men are looking for underwear they think "I want my penis to look like that dudes in the box!"? Like, I think "man my ass is going to look so good!"

I also think the photos exaggerate the pouch, they must stuff I'm sure.

Monday, January 26, 2009

follow up to previous post


So...

I think recessions are times when people who maxed out their credit cards stop spending to pay them off.

Its like binge drinking... you drink till you puke, you recover for a day or a couple of hours, and then you do it alllll over again.

Except it doesn't happen that quickly. Like, with interest and everything around you going up---it might take people like 5 years to pay off their credit cards... No?

So I predict the economy will get better in 5 years. YAY!

Is there a Rich Recession?




Like, I'm reading about how some company has a $43,000 suit. I can barely afford my bills and some ho' is buying a blinging suit, wtf.


So, is there ever a recession for the rich? Or is a recession a time for the Rich to take a shopping Vacation? If thats the case, geez ..

Are Tampons Overweight-Friendly?


I saw an overweight woman carrying a tampon in her bag today. And it got me thinking if Tampons are Fat-Friendly?

Like,

If there are some people who need a stick to wipe their bums, would someone overweight (who choses to use a tampon) need a stick too? Well, thats if her arms are short, or her physical condition...oh you get the point!

Thoughts?